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donald trump psychiatric hospital

Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions. New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US. Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world. “It used to be ‘I’m…

Ted Cruz and Zodiac Killer Side Comparison

Let’s analyze the deeper meaning between the now viral topic of Ted Cruz being compared to the never-been-caught Zodiac killer. Ted Cruz, was not born in the United States, and is, therefore, unable to run for President. To qualify as a presidential candidate, one must either have been born here or have parents who are both from the United States. Unfortunately for Cruz, this has not been the case, as he was born in Alberta, Canada, and only his father is a United States citizen. Despite this, Ted Cruz is still a top 2016 Republican contender. In here lies the deeper question…